Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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