Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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