all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
did i just pee glitter
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
