Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
