also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh god it's open bar.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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