Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Even my vagina gasped.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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