office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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