And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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