It's like God shit irony all over that family
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ugly people sure do ruin things
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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