my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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