Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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