is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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