what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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