i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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