can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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