Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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