i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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