Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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