Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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