The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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