i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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