You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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