Quick, to the slutcave!
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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