In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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