This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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