So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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