what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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