we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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