That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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