i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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