What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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