maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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