Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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