Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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