My friends, they love my intelligence
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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