The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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