Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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