get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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