there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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