On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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