What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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