Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Randomize
