it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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