He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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