White coat. Heels.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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