there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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