dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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