It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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