Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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