is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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