Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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