Hey man sorry I got all grabby
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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