i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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