I love black thongs
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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